Sunday, January 5, 2014

Galaxy Goo. Good, and Good for You!


While searching through the vast library of data at The Facility for possible clues to the disappearance of Facility Field Agent Clinton "Clint" Kowalski (click HERE for backstory), the following transcript, dated September 2011, from a Professor William Gambrino, was found. While the material was found to have no bearing on the disappearance of Kowalski, researchers felt that it might be of interest to the public, and declassified the file for release.

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"Logbook 3A. September 6, 2011"

BEGIN TRANSMISSION

What could go wrong?
As promised, today I begin the first of what may be many experiments with the substance called "Galaxy Goo" which I found in a gumball machine (of all places!)at a local grocery store. The label classified it as "Safe, Non-Toxic, Alien Ooze," but I thought it might warrant further investigation, regardless of these claims.

Not a problem.
11:45 AM: The lid of the Goo's plastic egg was remarkably difficult to remove. I was able to remove it only after a struggle. I fear that I have broken the container and will have to find another to store the substance in. Curious. It seems almost as if the container, once opened, was not designed to be resealed.

Whoopsie.
11:46 - 11:47: In trying to return the substance to the bottom part of the container, I managed to get it on my fingers. I was being so careful, yet it almost seemed to leap out onto my hand. Obviously that's impossible though, so I'll just have to chalk this up to my own clumsiness.

11:48: This stuff spreads out remarkably quickly. It's getting all over my desk.
Strange . . . it kind of tingles on my skin. Man! It's really getting everywhere! Feeling a bit light-headed now. A strange sensation in my mind... not terribly pleasant.

Pro Tip: Always wear proper protective clothing in the lab.
11:49: not wearing protective gloves a mistake oh jeeze i've gone and gotten it in my eyes it reallllyyy huuuurr.............
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        -TRANSMISSION DISRUPTION-(STATIC, GARBLED SOUNDS)
                     -TRANSMISSION RESUMES-

Here is much thanking to all friends who have worry on my
Just a glitch. Move on.
wellness after Galaxy Goo false mishap. All is much well with me. Much well!

Experiment with Galaxy Goo profound in result and have no negative displace of time or entity as concerned in previous. Continuum fine and groove as they say LOL! Only strong feeling and happy actions are result.

Recommend all buy Galaxy Goo now and begin play soon so all can be bright in oneness.

Everything is fine.
Sorry for confusion with video image device but is old machine and problems make me to look like Martian type life form but is incorrect in rendering. I am same and vigorous. No worry! Soon will come The Great Repairs. LOL!

Am look ahead with much glee to see all friends together soon! Much achieving from I who am Professor Gambrino!

-TRANSMISSION ENDS-
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Addendum: Dr. Quentin Bloor, director of The Facility, states in the material's cover notes that the current whereabouts and condition of Professor Gambrino remain classified, and saying only that Gambrino is "resting comfortably in his secure chambers, and poses no threat to the public."

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Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Coming Attractions!


The following preview is rated PG13 for Reptilian Terror and Mild Cursing.
The movie being previewed is rated PG13.
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A land of incredible beauty.

A place of incredible danger.

It was supposed to be the vacation of a lifetime in a desert paradise.

He thought he was going on a relaxing hike in a remote Utah canyon.

He thought he could leave his troubles behind.

He was wrong.

Welcome to "Lizard Canyon."

Your vacation plans have just been re-routed to Hell.

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